Federal panic..

This is a piece of writing that have been authored by my University study group. Credits to Myself, Hezery , and NElfi.. =) ENjoy everybody.. =)

Federal Inspector = Federal Panic!

Kringgggg…!! The school bell screamed and it showed that the next chapter of the school day had started again. Then, there was a mob of students entering the classroom without their mouth being shut and disregarded their class monitor’s command. From overall record, Form 5A have received the most number of “award” for their misdemeanour compared to other classes .Once, the class whiteboard in Lab A came from the factory 2 months ago. Before this, it was clean and white, smooth with unblemished surface. Unfortunately now, the board is full with scratches, pockmarks, dents and steins that inhibit its effective as a useful tool for the classroom. Now, the school had taken action by substituting the whiteboard with multimedia equipments. Those fragile gadgets were kept locked and it was located up near the ceiling. This is to protect those fragile equipments from being damage by those little rascals.
The clock had struck eight! It’s Chemistry 101. They called the chemistry teacher Mr Din as “The Potion Master”. Mr Din was a bit late that day, he needed to attend a short briefing regarding a science project with the subject administrator. In that case, the chatters and the talkers of 5A kept on doing their job.
“Weh! , where’s that wizard?? Its already eight man! I need to go the bathroom before my make up -- become vanished”, said Rozana, the short girl with a bushy pony tail hair.
“Eh, babe you wore make up to school? That is SOO NOT in the school rules! Hahahaha!” said Amin, his lab partner. Some of the boys even laughed after listening to Rozana’s dramatic “confession”.
“No, actually it is a foundation powder, my skin become dry if I didn’t apply it! By the way, what do guys know about the school rules huh?” ,explained Rozana.
“We don’t even have the school rule book in our bags, Rozi”, replied Amin and his friend Mamat.
Then a student added Amin’s conversation, “Maybe you should ask “The Potion Master” to make some of his bizarre chemical potion for your skin”, said Zack.
The situation in the class was full with laughter and racket. Five minutes later, Mr Din the “Potion Master” came inside the class with his record book and his Chemistry text book. Mr Din is described as a thin man with yellow langsat skin, a large hooked nose, and uneven teeth. He has shoulder-length, greasy black hair which frames his face, and cold black eyes.The situation in class was very ear-splitting like the central market, with the exception of the absence of poultry or vegetables for sale. No wonder why the class was very notorious and famous as the number one on the school’s blacklist for being the worst enemy of the teachers’ eardrums. The deafening sounds of chatter keep on cracking the ears of the “Potion Master”. Luckily, he still got the will to teach on that day.
However, those boisterous noise-makers were not really idiotic morons either. They ranged from average to top-scorers, with the class monitor being the best student in school: the four-eyed guy named Harun with a handsome looks yet has insidious, depressing, sinister, dark persona, dark personality – and was famous for his trademark devious “ku ku ku” laugh resembling Sergeant Major Kururu of Sgt. Frog anime series.

Suddenly, the class turned to absolute silence, which was way too good to be true. Not even a gecko dared to make a sound. Make a noise and you would suffer catastrophic consequences later. The class was like a ground zero of a recently-bombed city in a war. For the first time ever, the school experienced total peace.

The tragedy started with an emergence of a Federal Inspector name Mr Mustapha Rashid. A tall man with beard and songkok. The class members didn’t have any distinct idea who is that man that just came to their class. Mr Mustapha carries a brown case that contains several papers and documents and finally he sat at the back of the class. The student who was sitting in front of him name Aminah started to realised that, there were some evaluation and observation process going on. But, she was not sure whether, the “checking” is to monitor the students’ behaviour or the teacher’s skill of teaching.
The girls at the back were whispering to each other, “Who is that man?”

Mr Din kept on continuing his teaching by starting his explanation about the Atoms by Dalton theory.
“Now, I need you to turn to page 67 of your textbook and read column A and B , then I will ask you after this, said Mr Din. Mr Din the “Potion Master “ was very cool at first since he saw the federal inspector coming inside the class for the first time in his history of teaching. After 10 minutes of self –reading, Mr Din couldn’t even see a single figure of his students in front of him. He couldn’t even mention any name of his student to explain about the theory. Then, his visual started to fade, his adrenaline rushed, his skin became pale and deadly sweating. After a few seconds, the incident became more tragic when he actually fainted and collapsed in front of the class. Everybody was extremely shocked towards the event. It was an unfortunate event for Mr Din when there was a sudden appearance of the federal inspector and this might be the effect of the cause.

The students of Form 5 A went to see the head master of the school to report about this matter. Mr.Din was sent to the sick room where he took a short nap and relaxed his mind for a moment. The lesson would continue the next day, and some of the students even laughed and giggled when the “Potion Master” fainted in front of them.
After the “panic attack”, the school had taken a few actions in order to rectify the problem before it reoccurs in the future. The school sent a proposal to the Ministry of Education and they decided to give three days notice before any federal inspector visits the school. This is to ensure a better preparation in teaching and also to curb FEDERAL PANIC!

The "Cycle life" of Ms Jahirah ... " Ungku Zo^E" =D

Those days in school, I was hoping so badly that I could cut school almost everyday and waiting in line for the SPM to be over. Later than, I've attended the form six classes for like 2 weeks just to fill in my time for not doing nothing after my SPM results are out.After that , I got an offer to entre UNISEL University Industry Selangor which is a Selangor state University that caters courses that will fulfill or meet the industrial needs such as Biotech , Engineering , Business and Language Teaching.Therefore , I opt to choose English language Teaching as my core business. I went off for a 4 years of training to become an English trained teacher that will nourish and satisfies our education system.My journey was a worth of thousand words and finally I got the degree in Education in my hand on November 2010!

After graduation, each of us are trying to search for the right career path and sectors for our future needs. I was waiting for all of the calling from the job that I had applied few months ago and everything was in vain... ;'( So , I was thinking to call my former accounts teacher from my previous school SMK Convent Bukit Nanas , the school that I wanted to quit from.. lol..yet , without CBN I wouldn't become a better well being person now as a teacher..I was proud that the school admin and Pn Ann Khoo herself agree to the Ministry to hired me as the substitute teacher to replace Pn Farah Ainiah who is in her maternity leave. I ve experienced the good and bad here in CBN. Apart from teaching , it gives me the knowledge of life as in life is an on going education that never stops with experience.Although , it just a short while of experience It really give the best memoir ever in my life. I was here as a student from 1995 ( standard 1) until year 2005 ( form 5) . What a long story back huh?... =P and here I am back as a teacher. I know it sounds pretty awesome but I wish I can stay more longer. Sincerely , the things I love here is my girls and the lesson .. Nothing more..See you again girls.. =) J'taime

Cinta

CINTA ♥ dalam Islam itu mudah. Jika berkenan di hati, nyatakan padanya dan keluarga. Jika mereka terima, teruskan ke langkah seterusnya. Jika tidak terima, usah memaksa, usah mendesak dan usah menyeksa diri. Ambil masa untuk melupakannya dengan tenang dan teruskan mencari. Jangan jadi manusia yang diperkudakan syaitan kerana cinta yang salah...

The voice..

The girl you just called fat, has been starving herself and has lost 30lbs. The boy you just called stupid has a learning disability and studies over 4hours a night. The girl you just called ugly spends hours putting on her make-up hoping people will like her, and the boy you just tripped is abused enough at home! There's alto more to people than you think! Put this as your status if you're AGAINST bullying...

CAUTION!

A nuclear power plant in Fukushima, Japan exploded at 4:30 AM today. If it rains tomorrow or later, don't go outside. If you are outside, be sure that you have rain protectors. It's acid rain. Don't let it touch you. You may burn your skin, lose your hair or have cancer. Please pass, stay safe and remind everyone you know!!

Liberal Humanism vs Islam

I am very much at a crossroad. Every day I am faced with the inevitable clash of ideologies and belief within me; Islam and liberal-humanism.
I admit that I feel skeptical sometimes about where Islam stands at certain issues.

It is stated very clearly in the Quran that Allah ( and I mean Allah, as in the One True God not the appellation noun “God) forbids homosexuality. But it is hard to accept this when some of your friends have the alternative sexual orientation. And when you are forced to confront the inevitable clash of ideas, you are reluctant to voice out your disapproval in intellectual terms because (in truth) personally, I do not see any danger to society at large if homosexuality is tolerated. And so the dilemma comes into play. In terms of my faith, it is clearly wrong. In part, I am bound by my faith to say this, nay to believe this. But personally, and this is where the dilemma happens, I think it is quite alright.

Next is an issue very close to Muslims around the world; the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. I just got back from an Islamic program that I attended. Some of the talk that they had was on the Muslim’s responsibility to defend the Palestinians at all costs. I understand this perfectly. But there were a continued flow of negative rhetoric against the Israelis. This is the danger when one generalizes and simplifies complicated histories and political situations. I think that there are not enough efforts being put to understand the plight of the common Israeli person. I do admit and believe that the Palestinians suffer much more than the Israelis but usually talks and articles that I have read are grossly anti-Israeli. When history is generalized and complicated political information become propaganda for certain quarters, we (the common man no! The common person) lose sight of what is the reality. After continued barrage of anti-Israeli adverts, it is unsurprising that one might even go so far as to approve rocket retaliation by Hamas to public places in Israel because it is implanted in our subconscious mind that ALL Israelis are terrorists. (it is my opinion that all forms of violence and usage of weapons greatly stalls the hope for peace in the Middle East even if it is in retaliation. When will it stop then? One side must be the better side and stop first, retaliate NOT. Retaliation is merely veiled revenge. Revenge never leads to peace.)
And I am aware that on these two issues, there are a multitude of different opinion within Islam. It gets very confusing.

Hitler..R.I.P.. But how??

Ok I never post something that even historical and more educational I presumed but something gave me a shocking wake up call after watching the movie The Pianist and Valkyrie...Both movies are adapted during the World War two..whereby the Nazi's are against the protest on Jewish and trying to monopolized the German Empire.. The mastermind here is our friend MR. Adolf Hitler ('may he rest in piece')..Oh yes!?? But he died? Some Jewish community hunt him down and shot him on his head? or he was brought into the center of execution? I believed people are stying to prevail his death epic tale.. Or He committed suicide?Since me and my aunt were debating about Hitler dictatorship. I definitely interested to disclosed this entry of how he actually died..So here how it goes....

It was April 30, 1945, and Berlin, the capital of Adolf Hitler's tottering Third Reich, was a shattered, flaming inferno. Tanks and troops of Soviet General Vasily Chuikov's Eighth Guards army had fought to within a few blocks of the Reich Chancellery. The end was clearly at hand. Some time after lunch that day, Hitler and his wife of one day, Eva Braun, retired to their suite in the Führer's underground bunker to take their lives. They left instructions that their bodies be burned.

The war was over seven days later. Yet for two decades, mystery shrouded the exact circumstances of the dictator's death. In the West it was surmised, from testimony by Germans who were in the bunker at the time, that Hitler had shot himself. The Soviets said nothing. In a book published last week, Lev Bezymenski, a former Red army intelligence officer, reveals that the Russians not only found Hitler's body after taking the bunker but that they also performed an exhaustive autopsy. It showed that Hitler had died by cyanide poisoning, not by a bullet.*

In The Death of Adolf Hitler (Harcourt, Brace & World), Author Bezymenski, now a Soviet journalist, says that on May 4, 1945, a Soviet private came across two partially burned, badly disfigured bodies in a shell crater outside the Führerbunker. The Russians, having mistaken another corpse for Hitler's, at first buried the two bodies, but unearthed them again when a Soviet counterintelligence officer had second thoughts. On May 8, a team of Russian forensic experts performed autopsies in a Berlin hospital mortuary. Their full reports are reproduced verbatim in grisly detail that even notes the discovery that Hitler had only one testicle. Glass splinters, apparently from poison ampoules, were found in the mouths of both bodies. There were no visible gunshot wounds—although part of Hitler's cranium was missing—and "the marked smell of bitter almonds and the presence of cyanide compounds in internal organs" led the Soviet doctors to conclude that the deaths of both Hitler and Eva were caused by cyanide. A meticulous comparison of Hitler's dental records and the teeth found on the corpse convinced the Soviets that they had found the body of the Führer. Eva was similarly identified. Stalin showed "considerable interest in the fate of Hitler," Bezymenski observes with seemingly unconscious irony. Yet the Soviets kept their findings secret. The Kremlin wanted to hold the autopsy reports back, the author claims, "in case someone might try to slip into the role of 'the Führer saved by a miracle,' " and to continue the investigation in order to rule out all possibility of error.